Seriously. This is Better

You work hard. You put in long hours at your desk, coming up with lesson plans, dealing with University policies and administration. You burn the midnight oil grading papers, and maybe even writing them. You earn your paycheck, that much is obvious. With that said, you don't want to go about spending your hard-earned money on something that won't sustain value. You want something you can look at, smile to yourself and say, "I'm glad I bought that."

Thus, I recommend to you a Cutco cutlery set.

Right away you must be thinking, "A knife? Why on earth would I want to by a knife?" But you won't regret your purchase when you feel the ease of use and the convenience of not having to work hard to prepare a meal. Cutco uses an edge on many of their knives that is entirely unique among all other knives.

I could bore you with the incomparable construction details, but instead why not try one and see what you think? After all, the company offers 15 days completely risk free so you can try it out and see what you think. If you don't, no problem, there's a complete refund waiting for you. But if you're like most people, you will love it and want to keep it. You'll use it everyday for years, and love it all the while. And pretend that 8 years down the road you're using a knife and something goes wrong with it. This doesn't happen often, but in the case that it does, there's no reason to worry. Send it back to the company, and they will replace it for you for free. This wonderful policy is called the Forever Guarantee, and unlike many companies' "Lifetime Guarantees," this guarantee really does last forever. Since the company has been around since 1949, they have the authority to say they really stand behind their claim. Cutco does not claim their product is completely without flaws, but they guarantee that you will never have to pay to replace or fix any problem that is their fault. The Forever Guarantee makes any Cutco product into something that can be handed down from generation to generation. Can you think of any other company that can say that?

Finally, there is a lot of talk today about foreign labor, how jobs are being taken from America and, more importantly, how children are being made to work in inhumane conditions to make products so huge multinational corporations can maximize profits. Cutco does none of that. Every knife Cutco makes is handcrafted in the United States. This implies two very important truths. First, in buying Cutco you are supporting American, non-child labor. Second, you know that the product you are buying is made with pride and care and extremely high-quality.

It may seem silly to some to invest in a knife set, but remember: you use knives every single day. No other everyday household item offers the value of Cutco, and no other cutlery company offers the quality. So give Cutco a try. If you're like millions of others across the nation, you'll love it right away, and for the rest of your life.